Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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