we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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