Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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