Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.