Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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