Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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