Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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