So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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