One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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