The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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