Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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