It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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