Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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