Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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