i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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