Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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