At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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