She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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