Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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