Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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