I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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