You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
