i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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