can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You can't just leave with hair like that
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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