I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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