Soap is not a condiment
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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