Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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