do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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