put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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