Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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