i permit you to call me
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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