i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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