Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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