butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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