just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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