in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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