haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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