yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i dont even know how to be here
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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