just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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