just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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