Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do vagina's smell?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
