is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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