We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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