In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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