So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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