So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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