i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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