What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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