it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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