I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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