And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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