How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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