can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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