ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I need a beard to bite.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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