He kissed a someone with a penis
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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