Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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